Season 7 Episodes

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Season 7, Episode 19 - Air Date: 5/2/2009
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Peter's Progress

Season 7, Episode 16 - Air Date: 5/17/2009
Peter learns from a psychic through a palm reading that he had a fascinating past life in the 17th century as Griffin Peterson, a dignified English gentleman who vied for the love of Lady Redbush in the newly founded American colony of Quahog.
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Three Kings

Season 7, Episode 15 - Air Date: 5/6/2009
Peter imagines his friends and family in three of Stephen King's most famous works.Stand by Me parody - Twelve-year old Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe travel along a railroad track on a journey of self-discovery.
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We Love You Conrad

Season 7, Episode 14 - Air Date: 5/2/2009
Brian is devastated to learn that his ex-girlfriend Jillian is getting married until he meets The Hills star Lauren Conrad.
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Season 7, Episode 13 - Air Date: 4/24/2009
Stewie starts going to the gym with Peter after he gets beaten up by Joe's baby daughter Susie, but just when it seems that his hard work is paying off, Peter reveals that he's been giving him anabolic steroid.
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Season 7, Episode 12 - Air Date: 4/19/2009
Brian and Stewie attempt to rally Quahog to try and legalize marijuana.
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Not All Dogs Go to Heaven

Season 7, Episode 11 - Air Date: 3/29/2009
Meg becomes extremely religious, and tries to convert Brian from Atheism. Meanwhile, after the family visits a Star Trek convention, Stewie kidnaps the entire cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation and forces them to hang out with him.
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FOX-y Lady

Season 7, Episode 10 - Air Date: 3/22/2009
Lois gets a job working for FOX News and has to do a report on a liberal filmmaker. However, she loses the job when her story implicates a conservative radio host.
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The Juice Is Loose!

Season 7, Episode 9 - Air Date: 3/15/2009
Peter finds an old winning raffle ticket from 1989 that entitles him a golf outing with O.J. Simpson.
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Family Gay

Season 7, Episode 8 - Air Date: 3/7/2009
Peter is injected with the gay gene as part of a scientific experiment to determine whether or not homosexuality is a learned trait or something that people are born with.
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Ocean's Three and a Half

Season 7, Episode 7 - Air Date: 2/15/2009
After being pregnant for seven years, Bonnie finally gives birth to a beautiful baby girl named Susie!
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Tales of a Third Grade Nothing

Season 7, Episode 6 - Air Date: 11/16/2008
Peter's boss Angela sends him back to the third grade so that he can qualify for a work promotion. Meanwhile, Brian, Frank Sinatra Jr.
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The Man With Two Brians

Season 7, Episode 5 - Air Date: 11/9/2008
Eight-year-old Brian (who is 56 in dog years) seems to have lost a step or two, so Peter gets a new talking dog, New Brian, to "take some of the load off" the old one, who doesn't like the idea at all.
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Baby Not On Board

Season 7, Episode 4 - Air Date: 11/2/2008
Peter gets a lasting supply of gasoline for the year, so the family decides to use it to take a road trip to the Grand Canyon.
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Road to Germany

Season 7, Episode 3 - Air Date: 10/18/2008
Mort Goldman accidentally steps into Stewie's time machine and goes back in time to 1939 Poland, and Brian and Stewie follow to retrieve him.
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I Dream of Jesus

Season 7, Episode 2 - Air Date: 10/4/2008
When Peter re-discovers his love for the painfully annoying yet seductively catchy tune "Surfin' Bird," Brian and Stewie decide to take matters into their own hands to ensure that the song will never be heard again!
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Love Blactually

Season 7, Episode 1 - Air Date: 9/28/2008
Dissatisfied with his current love life, Brian decides to slow things down when he meets the girl of his dreams, Carolyn.