Season 5 Episodes

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Meet the Quagmires

Season 5, Episode 18 - Air Date: 5/20/2007
Death grants Peter's wish to go back in time to 1984 when he was 18, but only for one night. He ends up bailing on a date with Lois to hang out with a movie actress.
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It Takes A Village Idiot, And I Married One

Season 5, Episode 17 - Air Date: 5/13/2007
Lois runs for mayor of Quahog, though she doesn't become the front-runner until she dumbs down her political views.
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No Chris Left Behind

Season 5, Episode 16 - Air Date: 5/6/2007
After Chris is expelled from school, he is sent to a boarding school that his grandfather Carter attended, but Chris doesn't exactly fit in.
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Boys Do Cry

Season 5, Episode 15 - Air Date: 4/29/2007
Lois gets a job as the church organist, so the family decides to begin going back to church. When Stewie gets sick after receiving communion, the congregation becomes convinced that he has been possessed by the devil.
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No Meals On Wheels

Season 5, Episode 14 - Air Date: 3/25/2007
The Griffin family decides to start their own restaurant, though have a hard time attracting customers.
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Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey

Season 5, Episode 13 - Air Date: 3/11/2007
Peter helps Bill Clinton with his flat tire, and they soon become friends. They begin spending a lot of time together and Lois begins to believe that Bill inflicting bad influence on Peter.
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Airport '07

Season 5, Episode 12 - Air Date: 3/4/2007
Quagmire takes Peter to work but Peter messes things up, causing Quagmire to lose his job as a pilot.
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The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou

Season 5, Episode 11 - Air Date: 2/18/2007
When a bully harasses Chris, Peter goes to his defense, but ends up beating him up. Peter realizes bullying is fun and begins to bully everyone in the house.
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Peter's Two Dads

Season 5, Episode 10 - Air Date: 2/11/2007
After Peters dad, Francis, dies, Thelma tells him that his real father actually lives in Ireland. So Peter and Brian decide to head there in search of his father, who ends up being the town drunk.
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Road to Rupert

Season 5, Episode 9 - Air Date: 1/28/2007
Brian sells Rupert at a garage sale. Stewie, who is upset with Brian, takes him cross country to Colorado to find his beloved teddy, and ends up having a ski-off to win back Rupert.
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Barely Legal

Season 5, Episode 8 - Air Date: 12/16/2006
Meg can't find a date to her junior prom, and even though he is dating Jillian, Brian ends up going with Meg.
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Chick Cancer

Season 5, Episode 7 - Air Date: 11/26/2006
Stewie ties the knot with his old flame Olivia, but their relationship quickly turns, and becomes normal dull marriage.
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Prick Up Your Ears

Season 5, Episode 6 - Air Date: 11/19/2006
Lois discovers that Chris has some bad information about sex and she volunteers to teach a sex-ed class at the high school.
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Whistle While Your Wife Works

Season 5, Episode 5 - Air Date: 11/12/2006
When Peter gets hurt and can't work, his boss tells him he needs to speed things up. So Lois goes to the brewery to help him out.
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Saving Private Brian

Season 5, Episode 4 - Air Date: 11/5/2006
Chris is approached to join the military. Brian goes to the recruiting headquarters to voice his opinion, when Stewie signs himself and Brian up for the military.
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Hell Comes to Quahog

Season 5, Episode 3 - Air Date: 9/24/2006
After Peter uses Meg's money to buy himself a tank, she gets a job at the new Superstore in town. However, the Superstore puts all the shops in town out of business and sucks up the city's power supply.
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Mother Tucker

Season 5, Episode 2 - Air Date: 9/17/2006
Peter's mom gets a divorce. Peter feels abandoned until he sees a father figure in his mom's new boyfriend, Tom Tucker.
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Stewie Loves Lois

Season 5, Episode 1 - Air Date: 9/10/2006
Stewie becomes obsessed with Lois, after she saves Rupert. Though Lois doesn't take to the new Stewie all too well.