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'The Bachelor: Women Tell All' Recap: The Women Yell All, and Accomplish Nothing

Ah, the Women Tell All. When the girls Ben didn‘t want to marry, return to answer the questions nobody asked, rehash the drama nobody cares about, and get the closure that, given how long it‘s been since they dated him and how superficial those relationships were in the first place, nobody needs.
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'The Bachelor': A Post-Recap Rant on Why Ben's the Worst 'Bachelor' (and Some Bonus Videos)

I‘m not one to just come out and declare an opinion (HA, yes I am), but after five weeks, I feel as comfortable and confident saying this as Courtney the Model feels saying anything: I‘ve seen a whole lotta Bachelors in my day.
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'The Bachelor' Recap: A Whole Nude Ball Game

Tonight, Ben and his harem go to beautiful Vieques, Puerto Rico. Everyone‘s excited, except Courtney, who was here two months ago and also doesn‘t have the part of her brain that would enable emotions like "excitement" or "remorse.
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'The Bachelor' Recap: Ben, Her?

Tonight, Ben and the women who are still successfully hiding their dealbreakers from him traveled to exciting, exotic, alluring .
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'The Bachelor' Recap: Undertaker or Leave Her

Today, in one of our embarrassingly plentiful discussions about The Bachelor, my friend/co-worker/inspiration Carla Patton (who also happens to begin her coverage of American Idol on this website this week, and she‘s hilarious so READ IT!
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'The Bachelor' Week 3 Sneak Peek Photos: Bikini-Clad Ski Bunnies, Big Surprises and Bigger Meltdowns

Photos and details for the third episode of The Bachelor season 16 starring Ben Flajnik, airing January 16 on ABC.
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'The Bachelor' Recap: Kids Play the Darndest Things

It‘s only week 2 of The Bachelor, and already we‘re on the move. We open on the bucolic fields of Sonoma, California, then cut to a home video of teenage Ben Flajnik walking his little dog down the street.
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'The Bachelor' Premiere Recap: The Dog and Pony Show Begins

Here we go again. Another revolution around the sun, and a brand new season of The Bachelor that will probably make me want to hurl myself into the sun.
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Quotes: "I make everything fun."
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