This week on Dallas, JR wins the day (for now) while Christopher finally decides to get his hands dirty with some blackmail. Also there is a lot of love square stuff I still refuse to care about. Plus JR takes his eyebrows on a victory tour, including a jaunt to Cowboys stadium where he waves to all of adoring Texas on a giant screen. After finally securing Southfork, JR decides its time for a much-needed vacation. All that scheming, backstabbing, and double-crossing can really take it out of you! So he leaves Southfork in the not-remotely capable hands of Jon Ross and hops into a helicopter for far off places. "Now that youve finally won Southfork, where are you going?" Jon Ross asks. "To Disney World to terrify children!" JR cackles, and off he goes into the sky. Finally free to feel the wind rush through his eyebrows.
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