News You Cannot Possibly Use - 3/23/07 The week’s TV gossip and news – combed out of Sanjaya’s hair just for you!It’s getting serious! An American Idol viewer goes on hunger strike until Sanjaya Malakar is...
News You Cannot Possibly Use - 3/15/07 The week’s TV gossip and news – stolen from our mom’s purse just for you!Sarah Jessica Parker is coming out with a clothing line, which the New York Post sniffs is going to be ...
News You Cannot Possibly Use - 3/13/07 The week’s TV gossip and news – found under the car seat just for you!Larry David risks damaging his thoroughly-dislikeable public persona by accidentally being associated with not on...
News You Cannot Possibly Use - 3/6/07 The week’s TV gossip and news – fished out of Perez Hilton’s garbage just for you!No worries: Nicole Richie has been rehydrated. I always used to think that hospitalizati...
News You Cannot Possibly Use - 3/1/07 This week’s TV gossip and news –snatched to safety from an ANTM catfight just for you!Dancing with the Stars celeb Shanna Moakler and Travis Barker? Not back together despite rece...
MTV - Is Reality Better Than Fiction? And Music? I have already complained about Music Television’s lack of actual music, and at this point I am resigned to never again seeing a video on the pioneer video channel. And it would seem that MTV...
News You Cannot Possibly Use - 2/27/07 The week’s TV gossip and news – brazenly stolen from award show gift rooms just for you!Ryan Seacrest, not content to only be overexposed in the media in a metaphoric sense, takes th...
News You Cannot Possibly Use - 2/22/07 This week’s TV gossip and news – baked from scratch just for you!If it is an odd-numbered hour when you are reading this, Britney Spears is out of rehab. If it is an even-number...
News You Cannot Possibly Use - 2/20/07 This week’s TV gossip and news –lovingly hand-crafted just for you!Tara Connors wasn’t the first beauty queen to get into trouble. For those of you who might not have been...
News You Cannot Possibly Use - 2/15/07 The week’s TV Gossip – dragged in by the cat just for you!Stephen Colbert now has his own Ben and Jerry flavor, Americone Dream. Please note that it’s just regular old vanil...
News You Cannot Possibly Use - 2/6/07 The week’s TV gossip and news – found in the sofa cushions just for you! Tim Gunn is leaving Parsons School of Design for a position as Chief Creative Officer for Liz Claiborne. B...
News You Cannot Possibly Use - 2/2/07 This weeks TV gossip and news – picked out of a hat, just for you!They cant be serious. I mean I love love LOVE Courtney Love. Whether shes all cleaned up or careening...
News You Cannot Possibly Use - 1/26/07 This weeks TV Gossip – arbitrarily selected just for you!This is not news: Tyra Banks, no longer in a profession requiring a certain body type, gains some weight. This is news:...