Wow, what an episode of The Courtney Show that was last night, right? It turns out there was so much riveting footage of the women discussing Courtney until their cosmetically plumped lips almost fell off that ABC had to cut other, slightly-less riveting but still sort of interesting footage from the episode.

Ah, the Women Tell All. When the girls Ben didn‘t want to marry, return to answer the questions nobody asked, rehash the drama nobody cares about, and get the closure that, given how long it‘s been since they dated him and how superficial those relationships were in the first place, nobody needs.

So, how are we all feeling about Ben after last night‘s episode? Titillated? Twitterpated? Frustrated?

With new competition from The Voice, The Bachelor needed to come out with an explosive episode. Three people were eliminated.

Tonight, winemaker Ben continues to ferment his relationships with nine women. This week, they‘re in Panama City, Panama -- the group‘s sixth stop on this journey, because it‘s impossible to fall in love if you‘re not constantly traveling.

Don‘t forget, The Bachelor is on tonight. Approximately a zillion other new episodes of TV shows will attempt to lure your attention away from 8 to 10pm this evening, but The Bachelor has one thing those shows haven‘t got: A model who‘s willing to take her top off for attention!

Photos and details for the sixth episode of The Bachelor season 16 starring Ben Flajnik, airing February 6 on ABC.

I‘m not one to just come out and declare an opinion (HA, yes I am), but after five weeks, I feel as comfortable and confident saying this as Courtney the Model feels saying anything: I‘ve seen a whole lotta Bachelors in my day.