BuddyTV's Twilight Challenge: The Live Thoughts (Page 3/5)
BuddyTV's Twilight Challenge: The Live Thoughts (Page 3/5)
KW: In the book, they walk into the restaurant and after he talks to the waitress, she says "don't do that to them" and he says "what" and she says "dazzle them" and he says "Do I dazzle you?" and she says "Frequently."
MC: "my lady friend here will have the ravioli and I’ll have her neck." They’re totally nerding each other on.
KW: Yes Bella, I follow you all the time.
MC: So, I’m not the only girl who would be flattered to have a stalker. That's reassuring.
OD: That weird guy wants to have sex with a cat? Did I get that right?



MC: OMG Her mind has a firewall. BOOOOONE TIME to the max right now.
KW: He's so so so so pretty.
DC: JUST DO IT ALREADY!
MC: So many close ups. I could watch this movie mute and still be happy.
DC: Just hit that. I mean, what could possibly happen?
MC: what sort of "animal" do they think this is? Why doesn’t anyone ask?
OD: Gay vampire wolf… Duh.
KW: This is small town investigating, Meghan
MC: It's a man-bear-pig! I'm super serial you guys.
OD: I think, maybe, it's time you shaved your mustache, dad.
KW: I like how she understands he's a vampire AND that a vampire killed Waylon at the same time and yet she's not scared of him.
DC: The google knows all.



MC: UNDEAD, SPEED, and OTHER UNRELATED WORDS!
KW: Okay, so this is the scene they play in the trailer and it's by far the worst scene. Brace yourselves.
MC: bonetime

OD:  "Edward… I brought you here in this forest to tell you… I had a dream where you ate me.... and then i j*zzed my pants."
MC:  That’s like nine bonetimes already.
DC:  "You're impossibly fast"
MC:  "So, to recap... you're a vampire." -K Stew
OD:  "Let me describe to you what you're like."
MC:  she's a detective. 17 my ASS. He'll never be old enough to drink. This IS a tragedy.
KW:  I think they are trying to make it seem like he's going to hurt her. Does anyone in this room believe he's going to hurt her?
DC:  No, he's going to give her much, much joy in the nether regions.
OD:  Saaay it.
MC:   "I’m afraid to love you." This is so bizarre.
OD:  Greatest Piggyback Ride Ever.
KW:  Take off your clothes!
MC:  he looks like........... a blingie?

Edward Sparkles?

OD:  He looks like a kaleidoscope.
DC:  It looks like diamonds??
MC:  A MILLION F’ING DIAMONDS MICHAEL! A MILLION DIAMONDS! (arrested development anyone?)
DC:  Well, now he's just bragging.
MC:  Her apathy is a little disturbing.
KW:  She trusts him.
MC:  Why? WHY?
DC:  "I've wanted to kill you" - Where kill means BONE.
OD:  My own personal brand of heroin?
MC:  they make personalized brands of heroin?
DC:  Drugs and sex are bad, mmmmkay?
KW:  B ONE!
MC:  B to the ONE!
DC:  DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!
OD:  PALE-FACED VAMPIRE WOLF SEX!
KW:  "So the Lion fell in love with the Lamb"
MC:  Oh my god.
OD:  Kim, why can't they just bone?
DC:  Yeah, Kim, why can't they?
MC:  Bonetown, population 2!
KW:  Me and R Pattz?
MC:  NO, ME!
OD:  "That was a tough patch of dialogue, let's lie down."
MC:  hahahahhahahahah X100
DC:  "You're beautiful, R Pattz."
MC:  He's so... sparkly!
MC:  "Let's recap again: 1. Edward is a vampire. 2. I know which part thirsts for me, but I don’t want to say. 3. I WANNA BONE THIS GUY!"
DC:  In love with him, why?  Because he’s dominant?  because he stalks her? Because he wants to drink her blood?
KW:  My favorite scene of R Pattz! Sunglasses!
OD:  OMG
MC:  OMG Send it to Gossip Girl – they’re a couple!
OD:  He's wearing his "relationship sunglasses."
MC:  I love him in sunglasses
KW:  Bad flashbacks begin.... now!
DC:  Ho yay!  Oh yay!!
KW:  Get it, Carlisle
OD:  So, 1918 actually was sepia-toned.



MC:  If monsters look like that, sign me UP!
DC:  Vegetarians? I think you need to replace that e with an a and your got yourself these vampires.
MC:  haha, jab at hippies with the tofu
KW:  She keeps walking towards him and he keeps backing away. Sad day!
MC:  Is there more explanation in the book for why she's so at ease with all this?
KW:  Because she's head over heels in love with him! Duh!
OD:  Why?
MC:  i've dated my share of crazies and there are ALWAYS doubts, especially if they say they want to kill you.
OD:  Mariners! Vitamin R!
MC:  "An animal." What animal?!

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