BuddyTV's Twilight Challenge: The Live Thoughts (Page 1/5)
BuddyTV's Twilight Challenge: The Live Thoughts (Page 1/5)
It was a normal night like any other when Debbie, Oscar, Meghan and I sat down to watch Twilight. We curled up in my bed (well, Oscar sat in a chair) and gleefully anticipated the beginning of the film. I had my three Twilight virgins with me and I knew from their initial thoughts that this was going to be a hard task.

What I will say of the following live thoughts is this: don’t judge them like they tried not to judge Twilight. Debbie really wanted Bella and Edward to get down, Meghan wanted to get down with Edward and Oscar had his own special outlook on things. They were hilarious but moreover, they expressed a lot of concerns that non-readers might have while watching the movie. Some things they didn’t understand and some things they grasped fully. If you've seen the movie ten times like me (yeah, that's right, I've seen it that many times since we did the initial thoughts video), then it'll be easy to figure out what we're talking about. If not, I leave contextual clues along the way. if you still can't figure it out, please, go watch Twilight again, for me... Warning: The conversation that follows may not be suitable for minors.

Debbie Chang: Okay, it's starting.
Oscar Dahl: I have never heard of Summit Entertainment.
Debbie Chang: Oh no, voiceovers. Kill me now.
Kim Wetter: I really like the score.
Oscar Dahl: The old vampire/deer chase opening...how cliché.
Debbie Chang: Does phoenix really look like that?
Oscar Dahl: yes.
Debbie Chang: With cacti and such?
Kim Wetter: Well, it's phoenix.
Meghan Carlson: I’ve been to phoenix. It does look like that. It's sprawling and grossly hot.
Kim Wetter: FORKS!
Meghan Carlson: Reppin' WA STATE! Hollerrrr.
Oscar Dahl: I've been to Forks...I will decline to say what I thought about it.
Debbie Chang: Isn't it lazy storytelling to do all this exposition via voiceover? I'm just sayin.
Meghan Carlson: Her dad looks like a chi mo. Ironic he's a police officer.
DC: What's a chi mo? I'm so not cool.
KW: I love how awkward Charlie and Bella's interactions are. He's the perfect dad. Actually, everything with Kristen Stewart is awkward so that's not fair.
OD: Aww...she brought a cactus with her.
DC: What did you do in forks, Oscar?
OD: Sightseeing, sex tourism.
MC: I want to fork Robert Pattinson so hard and he hasn't even been on screen yet.
OD: Someone cool off Meghan.
KW: Native Americans! Really, really bad wig on Taylor Lautner.

MC: She and Jacob have the same haircut.
DC: Okay, but seriously, what's a chi mo?
MC: Child molester. Get the Net, Debbie.
DC: Ohhhh!
MC: Haha "double pump."
DC: Is it really prudent to drive such a behemoth in this era of conservation?
OD: "Eww...look at the new girl"

DC: OMG, I love gaysians.
MC: Why is he wearing a tie??
OD: We know she's suffering on the inside because she said, "I’m suffering on the inside."
KW: Is this a Diablo Cody film: "Chilax"?
DC: Um, because he’s gaysian.
MC: This is an absurdly diverse small town high school.
KW: Mike has pretty blue eyes. My favorite character is Jessica.
MC: This girl is on coke, right?
DC: Jessica sounds like she is mildly impaired
OD: If Kristen Stewart was 17 when she filmed this, but is 18 now, can I say she's hot?
KW: Yes.
OD: Well, she's not. She's got potential.
MC: Where are the wranglers? This isn’t Forks.
OD: Forks is, to this film's credit, very diverse.
MC: Oh.
KW: OOOO The Cullens! Prepare for R Patttz.
DC: How are they outside? It's like, daylight.
MC: "Together together"? What?
OD: They are siblings who go to Boneville?
KW: YAY! R Pattz!

DC: !Woah, look at his hair!
OD: Music crescendo and... I think Bella just came.
MC: Hahahaha he just did too.
DC: Wait, did Edward just get a boner?
KW: He technically is having trouble not killing her right now.
OD: This is the weirdest scene ever.
DC: Why is she smelling herself? Also, why are they in school? Are they really old because they're vampires?
MC: That was so uncomfortable.
DC: Do they have to keep repeating high school because they're all dumb?
MC: Waylon? Butt crack Santa? Sounds like "To Catch a Predator."
KW: Why is Emmett standing up in the back of the jeep? He looks like a tool.
MC: The fuzzy line between wanting to have sex with someone and wanting to eat is eerily familiar to my life.
KW: An animal killed the security guard?!?! Vampires!
MC: I like her truck
DC: K-stew should become a fang banger!
KW: True Blood reference, nice. If only there was as much sex in this movie.

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