"I swear to you, Amy Juergens, I'll never hurt you again." Oh Ben. Take that line and stuff it right in the famous last words jar. I know there's not a lot of room in there but I'm sure you can make it fit.
It's the season premiere of The Secret Life of the American Teenager and the whole gang is back with more teen angst, more frank sex talk and more cheese than a 14 oz. bag of Cheetos.
The new season got off to a quick start with Adrian telling Ben that she's not pregnant after all. She claims the test she took at the end of last season must have been a false positive because she's now positive that she has her period. Ben wants to believe her but since he didn't get any actual proof (to which I say, eww) deep down he thinks she's lying. And I think so, too, since at the end of the episode she calls a woman's clinic which would imply that she's thinking about an abortion.
Want to know who else made a promise they can't keep? Check back tomorrow for my list of "Famous Last Words" uttered on "Do Over," the season premiere of The Secret Life of the American Teen.
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