"I swear to you, Amy Juergens, I'll never hurt you again." Oh Ben. Take that line and stuff it right in the famous last words jar. I know there's not a lot of room in there but I'm sure you can make it fit.
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It's the season premiere of The Secret Life of the American Teenager and the whole gang is back with more teen angst, more frank sex talk and more cheese than a 14 oz. bag of Cheetos.
The new season got off to a quick start with Adrian telling Ben that she's not pregnant after all. She claims the test she took at the end of last season must have been a false positive because she's now positive that she has her period. Ben wants to believe her but since he didn't get any actual proof (to which I say, eww) deep down he thinks she's lying. And I think so, too, since at the end of the episode she calls a woman's clinic which would imply that she's thinking about an abortion.
Want to know who else made a promise they can't keep? Check back tomorrow for my list of "Famous Last Words" uttered on "Do Over," the season premiere of The Secret Life of the American Teen.
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