On tonight's episode of The Real World: Washington, the girl roomies teach Andrew on how to properly woo a girl. Apparently, it's an art that he has yet to master. "There is a way of doing things, Andrew, and you need to get some 101 charm school going on," says Emily, adding these wonderful piece of advice: no talking about Wolverine and Pokemon, no grabbing a girl and throwing her to bed, no whispering in her ear creepily, and less sexual innuendos.

"When it comes to females and Andrew, he has absolutely no idea what to do," chips in Callie, for her part. "You can't say to a girl, this is a bottie call." "But she already knows," Andrew protests. Right. Long way to go to be chivalrous, boys.