Real Housewives Wine and Alcohol Pairings
Some shows are just best when you're getting your drink on, and the Real Housewives shows are no exception. I'm not a sommelier, but I do know my Housewives, and here are my recommendations for drink pairings to go with each series.

The Real Housewives of New York City: Pinot Grigio!

Specifically, Ramona Singer Pinot Grigio. How do you come up with your own pinot grigio? No idea, but Ramona has done it. Tip your glass/vase on Thursday, April 7th when the Real Housewives of New York return!

The Real Housewives of Atlanta: Mint Julep

If you sit down with a mint julep in hand, you'll feel like you're on Sheree Whitfield's porch in Atlanta, or at Phaedra Parks's Sip 'n See. Everybody knows that the mint julep is the drink of choice in the South! Or, if you're not feeling up to it you could go with a glass of white wine with ice cubes in it.

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: A Bathtub Full of Booze

Like the one pictured above in the hands of renowned medium Alison Dubois. This booze is best accompanied by an electronic cigarette. It's girls' night, we're not supposed to be good!

The Real Housewives of Miami: Tequila Shots

I recommend as many shots of Tequila as it takes for you to get through an episode. MIAMI!

The Real Housewives of Orange County: Martinis, Shots, Wine, Whatever

As long as it's served by a shirtless bartender and you get "naked wasted." But on a more serious note, don't accept drinks from strangers! Tamra and Peggy learned that the hard way. Seriously, don't accept drinks from strangers.

The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Anything in a Glass or Bottle

Oh who cares what you're drinking since it's just going to end up getting thrown in someone's face. Or smashed over someone's head.

(images courtesy of Bravo)