For maybe the last time, this batch of
Real Housewives of New Jersey reunited and yelled at each other. Nobody really won, but things sort of concluded. Here are the five best moments from the second part of the reunion special.
1. The cat fight that resulted in Danielle outing herself. The Housewives called Danielle a stalker, for whatever reason, then Teresa resorted to childish mimicry (which is my ultimate most hated thing--I would have slapped her). Jacqueline accused Danielle of sleeping with married men, which causes Danielle to leave the couches. Backstage, in a huff, Danielle says, "you know what? Lori can tell you I definitely don't sleep with men." She'd probably deny it later, though.
2. Andy Cohen lays down the law. "Just calm down for a second, seriously! Just stay on the couch, and Jacqueline that goes for you, too." I was proud of Andy Cohen, who sort of lost control of the reunion in part 1. Way to keep those women on their couches, Andy! I also enjoyed when Andy tried pulling the weave out of the mannequin head.
3. Teresa asks Danielle if she's been taking "boxting" lessons. Poor Teresa, she got to yell at the beginning of the reunion episode, but had very little to say when the conversation got even a degree more intellectual.
4. Twitter wars. Can't these women just agree to remove themselves from social networking entirely? It's clearly a bigger deal to them than it should be. Jacqueline shows Danielle a tweet correspondence where she hopes, more or less, that Ashley would kill herself. Danielle agrees that that is horrible, but denies tweeting it. AUGH!
5. Bring out Kim G! As a "fun surprise," Kim G. stopped by and everyone immediately turned on her. It eventually turned into a nit-pick between Kim and Danielle about who used who, and Danielle turned Kim G into "Kim Who," which could be a great name for her spin-off series.
What were your favorite moments? Will you miss The Real Housewives of New Jersey? Do you hope Kim joins Season 3?
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