The 'Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' Lexicon
Tuesday, October 04, 2011
Sometimes it's hard to keep up with the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and what they're really saying, especially when Dana's running around wearing a tiara. We've put together this helpful dictionary of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills terms and phrases. Maybe if Brandi had this, she'd be fitting in better. Here's what we learned in episode 5:
He Speaks Thai; exaggeration meaning the baby speaks gibberish.
The Divorce Diet; a practice when you claim to be eating a lot, but look mysteriously and creepily thin. Ex; "I had a hamburger and a hotdog! I'm on the divorce diet!"
"I decided to take some time to focus on me," meaning rehab.
Barbeque; a fancy gathering with lots of hotdogs and alcohol, but not so fancy that you use the gold-rimmed champagne glasses. Or, as Kim would call it, "a kids, moon bounce, hotdogs."
$25,000 sunglasses; a desperate ploy meaning, "please like me."
Sherman; noun meaning penis, weiner, big disappointment. We don't say c*ck, though.
Super-Slut; a superhero monicker that Brandi dubbed herself.
(image courtesy of Bravo)