The premiere of The Real Housewives of Atlanta started things off with a bang, or rather a soft slap and a "watch yo hands." But we're just getting started, and there's so much I'm looking forward to. How will the friendships develop and fall apart? What about the relationships and the marriages? What different wigs will Kim wear? Here are just a few of the things I'm looking forward to this season:
Sheree's Acting Career. Did you just crap yourself when you saw her at-home acting class? I did (figuratively). Who are these people?! Where did Sheree find this acting coach? What happened to She by Sheree?!
Seriously, who are these people and how soon can we see them again?Kim and NeNe are friends again.
After some distance, Kim and NeNe have decided to bury the hatchet, but I wouldn't be surprised if it gets dug up again. Especially after NeNe said she would rather remove her toenails one by one and walk around in bloody sandals than ever be friends with Kim again.
BFFN: Best Friends For Now
Kim is gay now? That explains a lot, and yet, nothing. I would be less surprised if Kim came out as a drag queen. But this should at least give her even more gay cred, which threatens to topple NeNe's gay magnet empire! And of course ...
a new and very unnatural disaster is about to hit! We won't be able to look away, or hear away. You can hear a preview of the song here
or the full version on bravotv.com but really, a preview is all you need.
NeNe having some choice words ... for anyone and everyone. NeNe, how we've missed you! You're a loose cannon, and yet you're one of our favorite Housewives. And look out, Greg.
"Watch yo hands!"
Kandi is dating again, but not sexing again. Kandi's emotional journey should prove to be very interesting this season, especially as she puts off having sex with Willis for as long as he can take it.
Physical activities provide a good release of frustration.
Phaedra and her (alleged) criminal husband, Apollo. Phaedra will bring a new interest, class and tension to The Real Housewives of Atlanta, and it seems like she comes with a reputation. She's close with Dwight, which means we'll see more of him, and she already dislikes NeNe! I think there's room in our hearts for Phaedra.
If you're important in Atlanta, you do a lot of photo shoots. For romance novel covers.
Cynthia. We haven't met her yet, but that just means it's going to be good when we do. She's a model and a bit of a runaway bride. Just because you're not a housewife doesn't mean you can't be a Housewife! I'm very excited to see what Cynthia will bring to the show.
What are you most excited for this season?
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