"Being alone isn't the worst thing." That's the conclusion that Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger's WORST CLIENT EVER came to last night after his reasonable date Rhett got fed up and threw a drink in his face.
Unfortunately, that wasn't the lesson that Matthew, a self-made millionaire thanks to a "cookie diet" scheme, was supposed to learn. He was supposed to learn to not be such a pompous jerk whose face just BEGS to get drinks thrown in it. Oh well. Let's watch that face get what it deserves!
What's a tell-tale sign that your millionaire date is a millionaire douche? Ding ding, that is correct. It IS when, after he gets a drink double-thrown in his face for being a condescending ass, he condescendingly cites a Cormac McCarthy quote as broad, misguided validation for being such an ass. YUCK! We're gonna need a million more drinks to throw to drown the smug out of this guy's stupid face.
Now, watch the drink throw again (because it's awesome), THIS TIME with the added sting of Patti going OFF on the guy, telling him that he will die an "little old crone in a nursing home" if he doesn't change his holier-than-thou ways. I'm not always the biggest fan of her methods, but in this case ... I'm totally Team Patti.
Have fun being a real-life Mr. Burns (without the Smithers), Matthew. Cormac McCarthy quotes won't keep you warm at night. They should really just scare the crap out of you. Although, even McCarthy's visions of the apocalypse pale in comparison to Patti Stanger when she's pissed. (Image courtesy of Bravo)