Listen Lauren and Audrina , I need to be blunt.  You have continued to bore me on The Hills, especially with Lo being MIA and Whitney not having any storylines of her own.  All Whitney ever says is, "Then what?" and "So what are you going to DO?"  Therefore, the only people I’m forced to talk about each week are Spencer and Heidi.  How these two are still together is beyond me, unless they are under the false assumption that their relationship keeps them in the spotlight. Perhaps we’re talking about them, but no one ever has anything good to say about the pair. Still, they rage on and it seems Heidi will sell anybody up the river to keep her relationship with Spencer, even her own family!  On last night's episode, Spencer convinced Heidi to do his dirty work and kick her own sister out of their apartment.

Don't ask me how long Heidi's sister Holly has been living with them but it can't have been more than a few weeks, a month tops.  That's way too long for Spencer who has had it with Heidi's entire family.  You know that he must be desperate to vent when he calls his estranged sister Stephanie to meet up with him.  He unleashes his pent up frustration, talking trash about Holly as well as Heidi's mom.  It seems that he won't be happy until he gets Heidi away from every single person that she had in her life before she met him.  If he could invent a bubble for the two of them to live in, he'd spend the rest of his life there.

Last night, Spencer reached his breaking point.  How or why, we're not sure.  Holly seems to do nothing to annoy anyone and basically stays out of everyone's way but that's not good enough for Spencer.  He lays out an ultimatum for Heidi, in one of his biggest d-bags to date: either Holly moves or or he does.  While most of us would never want to make that decision, Heidi follows Spencer's orders and meets with Holly to tell her that she needs to move out.  "Where am I supposed to go?" Holly asked an unsympathetic Heidi.  Hey with Audrina moving out of Lauren's house, doesn't that means there's an open guest house looking for a tenant?  I can just see the steam coming from Heidi's ears now...


- Gina Scarpa, BuddyTV Staff Writer
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