Do you have trouble remembering what dates correspond to which days of the week? Always find yourself forgetting Deanna Pappas's birthday? Looking for a way to spice up your cubicle wall that says "I'm into mostly naked men AND vicarious charity donations"? Well, ABC's got the calendar for you!
Last night on The Bachelorette
, Ali and 12 of her suitors hit the beach
to pose for a swimsuit calendar, and now YOU can own this masterpiece of mankini man-meat for only $24.95. The 16-month calendar is now for sale through Warner Brothers.
During the episode, Ali and the guys couldn't stop patting themselves on the backs for showing off their parts "for a good cause," even though the cause was never mentioned on the show. Now, the WB store reveals that $3 of each $25 purchase will be split between Global Green USA and the Oceanic Preservation Society, two environmental non-profits.
Each calendar comes with "inside stats" about the guys competing for Ali's affections and is marked with the birthdays and anniversary dates of famous Bachelor
Want to buy more than one? (Who wouldn't?
) Then free shipping for you! Dear Bachelorette readers: Will you invest in the Bachelorette boys' barely-covered charity calendar? (Would you admit it if you did?)