Ashley Hebert stopped by The Tonight Show
on Thursday to explain, for probably the millionth time this month, what the "deal" is with "this Bentley" to Jay Leno, who has clearly never seen the show and was clearly just reading questions he didn't understand off of index cards.
But nevermind that, because Jay's other guest that evening was Larry David, who also has clearly never seen The Bachelorette
but managed to have better banter and chemistry with Ashley without even trying very hard. Larry also said what all the ladies in the audience really wanted to hear about Bentley: "I'm going to kill that mo fo! I swear to God, I don't know what this guy did, but I really dislike him!" Thank you, Larry. Thanks for actually showing up
to the interview last night.
What I am trying to say is that it's Friday, and you should do what you want. So if you want
to put your thumb over Jay Leno's face while you watch these videos because all that really matters is Larry David being the protective Jewish father that Ashley never had, then you should do that. Not that I am suggesting you do that.
But it wouldn't be the worst idea you ever had. It wouldn't be the "Bentley" of ideas, so to speak.
If things don't work out between Ashley and her mystery fiance, maybe there is hope for her and Larry together. He certainly has a way of telling it like it is, which Ashley needs.
Also: Did you notice how Ashley said there are no bald men on The Bachelorette
? What about JP, Ashley? WHAT ABOUT JP
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