And
he's wearing a Canadian tuxedo to impress her, maybe?
After Jake spends
a million hours trying to remember his lines, he finally tells JIllian
that he came back to tell her that Wes has a girlfriend named Laurel,
whom he told Jake about more than 3 times.
(Hmm, so why didn't Jake SAY
SO when this issue was first brought up back in Episode 4, and he stood
there at the rose ceremony saying, "Who is it? WHO IS IT?")
Jake says
he is 100% confident in the truth of these accusations, and Jillian
starts to cry and believe him. Jake leaves, saying he'll be around if
she needs him again. How convenient.
Wes shows up, and Jill asks
if there is anything he needs to tell her, and he is like, "AGAIN?
SERIOUSLY?" and she finally spills what Jake said. They march Jake out
again, this time to confront Wes.
Wes claims he was talking about an EX
girlfriend and blah blah blah. Jake says Wes is lying and blah BLAAAH
BLERRRRGH I am so mentally tired of this! Jillian sends Jake away, and
says she needs to "go with her gut," which means pretend all of this
never happened and go meet Wes's family. Because she is a genius
(SPOILER ALERT: No, she is not.)
When Jillian meets the family, his 2
moms and 3 sisters say other guys are just jealous of Wes. Always have
been, always will be. JEALOUSY. Jillian says she owes it to Wes to
believe him, so uh oh Jillian, be careful, watch your hands! Because of what
an OPEN AND SHUT CASE this all turned out to be (in your mind)!
After
a long week of free dinners and wine, Jillian is exhausted, and says,
"NO MORE SURPRISES!" which means SURPRIIIIISE! Ed is back! Which
actually means, NO SURPRIIIIIISE! Because of how we all knew this was
going to happen.
Ed knocks on her door and says he never stopped thinking
about her after he left 2 episodes ago for "work reasons," so will she
take him back now? No questions asked? With no regard for the 1
heretofore-established rule for this reality show, which is
"No Rose=Goes"? Yes, she will! "Come to the rose ceremony, Ed!" she says.
Rules be damned! We've got a script to keep up with!
Now
Jillian needs to send home 2 men, and she's got a tough call to make.
Except not really, because it's very easy: send home Michael (too
young) and Wes (too everything bad and dark and slimy). But don't
worry, you guys. I'm sure she'll mess this one up again.
Ed joins the Rose Ceremony as the men wait for Jillian, and everyone is like, "AHHH WUUUUT?!"
"Nooooooooooooo the weight of this surprise and Ed's gigantic head are tipping me over!"
Jillian joins them and gives roses to:
Reid
Kiptyn
Ed
Wes
Which
means no more Michael and Jesse. Our little fire cracker and emotional
ice cube say their goodbyes and depart. Jesse is deeply saddened and
shocked, as is Michael, who can't stop raving about what a wonderful
girl Jillian is, and how sad he is that he'll never see her again. It's
really touching, to be honest. He's very sweet. But I'm sure he'll land
on his feet. Breakdancers usually do.
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