Clearly, I already covered all the big notes from last night's
Bachelorette episode in my episode recap,
Of Ice and Men (sorry, John Steinbeck!) and my list of the
10 Sexiest Moments in Iceland (so many snowsuits, SO LITTLE TIME!), but there are also some important questions that the show left unanswered, such as:
- What happened in Kasey's past relationships that made him this way? (BTW, if you were ever in a past relationship with Kasey, please leave a comment with a way to reach you. We should talk.)
- How do you say "fair white maiden" in Icelandic?
- And what designs does Chris N. think Kasey should cover up his stupid tattoo with?
Luckily, ABC has released these
Bachelorette Youtube videos that answer all these questions, and more!
Deleted Scene: Kirk and Ali share a romantic moment in an Icelandic lighthouse.
Key Moment #1: Ali shows off the only skin we saw in last night's otherwise snowsuit-covered episode.
Key Moment #2: Kasey shows Ali his
Bachelorette-inspired tattoo, and she is a little
less than impressed.
Diaries of the Departed: Kasey and Chris N. (and here's this joke for the last time:
Who?!) cope with the harsh reality of their eliminations.