The Bachelor 13: Episode 2 Recap (Page 3/4)
The Bachelor 13: Episode 2 Recap (Page 3/4)

Nikki is totally uptight about kissing – she has only kissed one person since she was 17 – and tattles on Jason, without naming names, that some of the other women are insincere bitches. A little later on, Jason proves he really is a kissing slut by making out with Naomi too. Unfortunately for her, it's Molly who gets the rose.

At the end of the night, the limo drops them all home at the mansion, but Raquel, who wasn't on the date, sneaks into the limo to squeeze in some impromptu one-on-one time with Jason. It's really embarrassing to watch this because she is practically groveling for him to keep her around. I really wish that this program showed women in a more positive light. I'm sure that they are all good people, but there's hardly a chance for them to show it since they are forced to beg and scrape for attention.

The next night, it's time for the cocktail party. Jason arrives at the mansion where he has to cut three women from the running. Nikki sometimes seems to be the most sensible, albeit whiny, one by noting that a lot of the women don't have a good grasp about what it would mean to pick up and move to Seattle and become a step-mom. Shannon once again proves that she's kind of insane by spouting off random facts about Jason and his family.

On the couch, Stephanie tells some of the women about her late husband, moving everyone to tears. Her story is heart-breaking, but I'm just distracted by trying to guess how much plastic surgery she must have gotten. Stephanie confessionals that God's on her side and will step in to make sure Jason picks her if that's His plan. Right, like God really cares about the outcomes of reality shows.

Lisa tells Jason that she needs to go home to be with her grandmother who is terminally ill. She leaves right away, in the middle of the party. All the other women breathe a sigh of relief that the pool of bachelorettes has just gotten smaller, and now, only two other women will be leaving tonight.

Megan is in the middle of quite possible the most stimulating conversation ("Some days, I can literally stay in bed for two days," she says) when Molly shoos her away, even though Molly already has a rose. Megan is pissed off. Erica, who seems completely smashed, agrees with Molly that you've gotta do what you've gotta do, even though Megan insists that Erica was just saying the opposite just a moment ago. They take it to the council, which escalates into a fight between Megan and Erica.

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