Donald Trump has reportedly propositioned the now-infamous Rachel Uchitel, Tiger Woods'
numero uno side dish. According to
TMZ, Trump, a longtime friend of Woods, asked Uchitel to be on the next season of
The Celebrity Apprentice, and she said, "Absolutely."
Of course, NBC will have final say on the cast, but it got us thinking, what if Trump did an all-mistress version of
The Celebrity Apprentice? Who would star? We have a few ideas:
- Sandra Bullock's ex, Jesse James' tatted-up lady, Michelle
"Bombshell" McGee. She definitely got the "sex sells" memo and could
bring that to her business sense for the show; however, she seems to
have not gotten that "white supremacy paraphernalia definitely does
not
sell" memo.
- Former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's
call girl, Ashley Dupre. She knows how to keep it
professional--Eliot Spencer was only "Client number nine" to this
business-savvy lady. And she probably doesn't kiss on the mouth.
-
North Carolina Senator John Edwards' baby mama, Rielle Hunter. This
lady knows how to keep a secret, even one that has a striking
resemblance to John Edwards. Plus, she's A-OK with being made to look
like a first-class beeyotch. And there has to be at least one on
The
Apprentice.
- Monica Lewinsky, former President Bill
Clinton's paramour. She could pimp her handbag line and possibly
help her team formulate a new brand of stain remover. Plus, she looks
jaunty in hats. Perhaps she could advise Trump on a fedora to replace
his signature comb over.
- Letterman intern/assistant,
Stephanie Birkitt, with whom he cheated on his longtime love. Birkitt's
boyfriend tried to extort Letterman after learning about the
affair--he's now serving six months behind bars (and just scored an Emmy
nomination to boot!). And in business (or rather, in
shady business),
it can be a good idea to have friends in low places, and Steph
certainly brings that to the table.
Anyone we left out? Would you watch The
Celebrity Apprentice starring any of these women? Who do you want to see star on the show? Sound off in the comments below!
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