Chris Griffin
Chris Griffin
Kris De Leon
Kris De Leon
Staff Writer, BuddyTV
Chris Griffin Biography: Chris Griffin is the 13-year-old son of the Griffins Family. Chris goes to James Woods High School as his sister, Meg Griffin, does. He has been a boy scout, fallen in love with a girl in the south, and been called fat more times than can be counted. Chris has no friends, except for a tree, but Peter, killed it when Chris insisted on bringing it along on their trip. The lack of friends is made up with his close relationship to his family. Chris Griffin loves his family and especially his sister, though he falls prey to her tormenting. He had an originally punk profile. He wore earrings, and his painful awkwardness was not as emphasized as it was later in the series. Chris is overweight, much like his father, Peter Griffin. Peter took him to a cosmetic surgery doctor, but Chris eventually rejected the idea of liposuction. Chris is extremely "well-endowed", which makes Peter envious. Chris has to face the danger of an evil monkey who lives in his closet. That monkey constantly threatens to kill him. When Chris decides to explain to his family about the monkey, they dismiss him. This monkey was not always evil; it only became evil after he came home from work one day and he found his wife cheating on him. This is obviously a side story into the mind of Chris. Voice actor: Seth Green Chris Griffin Personality: Chris is always in a good mood. He is a kind hearted teenager who is incapable of harming a fly. He lacks intelligence and common sense but is surprisingly shown to have enormous hidden gifts, particularly as an artist (painter), and occasionally makes a single very insightful comment from out of nowhere. Chris idolizes Peter and works hard not to disappoint him. It's a good thing for Chris that his father's expectations are so low. Chris can be knowledgeable in sone situations, and although physically he's matured early, he still has a long way to go intellectually. Chris Griffin Quotes: Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for? Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World. Chris: When I stick this army guy with the sharp bayonette up my nose, it tickles my brain. Hah hah hah ... ow. Oh, now I don't know math. Chris: I don't care what she says, I'm never going back! Brian: Look you can't run away from your problems Chris. That's what I tried to do. I joined the Peace Corps and a day later I was two continents away. Chris: Really? Brian: Yep, but 6,000 miles and all the dope I could smoke still couldn't separate me from my problems. And this was good dope. I mean it was growing everywhere. Oh my God! This one time we got so baked we ended up eating all the food at the food the World Health Organization had airlifted in. Oh man those villagers were so pissed! They tried to chase us, but lemme just say thank God for polio. Chris: Dad, I tried to go to school but this guy won't let me. Peter: Oh yeah? Him and what army? Chris: The U.S. Army. Peter: Oh, that's a good army. Chris: Hey little dude, how about some ice cream? Stewie: Yes I could go for a frozen treat right about now. But no sprinkles. And for every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you. Chris: I never knew anyone who went crazy before, except for my invisible friend, Col. Schwartz.