Billy Garcia was portrayed on last night's episode of Survivor as a lazy dude whose heart really wasn't in the game from the beginning. He was basically useless in camp and, given his obesity, was a terrible player in competitions. Not only that, his snoring kept his camp awake at night. In a rare move, the rest of his tribe made the decision to throw the night's immunity competition in order to vote Billy off. Then things got interesting at tribal council. Seemingly out of nowhere, Billy professed his love for Candice from the Raro tribe. Forgetting the fact that Candice, being quite attractive, wouldn't have anything to do with Billy in gagillion years, they also have not met. Billy explained this away by stating it was love at first sight, and that the two of them mouthed “I love you� to each other after the last competition. The Survivors had only been on the island for six days; way too early to go insane. Probst was taken completely off-guard, as were Billy's tribemates. The sad thing now is that if Billy had stayed on the show, the Candice storyline would have immediately become the most interesting story on this season of Survivor. What would happen when they eventually met? I guess we'll see at the reunion. -Oscar Dahl