'Twilight,' Teenage Mutant Nina Angels and Other Great 'Supernatural' Quotes
'Twilight,' Teenage Mutant Nina Angels and Other Great 'Supernatural' Quotes
John Kubicek
John Kubicek
Senior Writer, BuddyTV
Usually an episode of Supernatural has one or two amazing quotes that leave fans laughing for hours.  But last night's episode featured more than its fair share of gut-busting greatness.  I credit this to the episode's writer, Jeremy Carver.

When he came on in season 3, he didn't have many credits to his name, but as writer for episodes like "A Very Supernatural Christmas," "Mystery Spot" and "In the Beginning," he's proven himself to be one of the show's top writers.

During the episode, I singled out four quotes which I thought were priceless and asked you which one was the best.  Here's what you said.

4. "There are two things I know for certain.  One, Burt and Ernie are gay.  And two, you're not gonna die a virgin." - Dean to Cas

It's not quite death and taxes, but Jensen's delivery made this line hilarious.

3. "You were wasted by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Angel?" - Dean to Cas on the fact that Cas was killed by the archangel Raphael
Who doesn't love a great TMNT joke?

2. "Eat it, Twilight." - Dean to the vampire he's killing
Not only is it a great line, but it's also a dig at all those teenage vampire movies and shows such as, for example, the one that airs before Supernatural.  You have to assume this was a bit of posturing, letting The Vampire Diaries know which show was top dog.

1. "Today, you're my bitch." - Cas to Raphael
After three Dean quotes you'd think he'd have the winner, but coming out of nowhere, Castiel was killing it comedy-wise in this episode, from his awkwardness in the whore house to this final blow to the archangel who killed him.  If you weren't already, I hope every Supernatural is officially on board the "Misha Collins is awesome" bandwagon.

So what did I miss?  Were there any quotes from "Free to Be You and Me": that were just as funny but which I left off my list?

-John Kubicek, BuddyTV Senior Writer
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