It's finally here, the "Criss Angel is a Douche Bag" episode of Supernatural!  It's probably my favorite episode title ever, and since I no longer get to recap A Double Shot at Love on MTV, I don't have that many opportunities to use the term "douche bag" in my writing.  So if I just start calling everyone a douche bag, it's only because I can.

Three old-time magicians regret how magic has become a young man’s game. They watch some young douche bag on stage who’s wearing eyeliner. They’re bitter that this douche bag is headlining while they’re not.

Jay, one of the trio of old men, says he wants to do the Table of Death. It involves lying on a table and trying to escape before a bunch of nails impale him. It looks like he doesn’t make it, but he’s fine. However, some annoying magician who bugged him is now outside and suddenly falls over dead with several bloody puncture wounds.

The Winchesters arrive at the magicians convention and see the same young douche bag magician, and Dean says, “What a douche bag.” Sam identifies him as the world famous Jeb Baxter, and Dean wonders if the guy is famous for “douchebaggery.” Five minutes in, and I think this episode already set a record for most uses of the term “douche bag.”

Meanwhile, Jay’s friend Charlie wants to know how he did it, and Jay isn’t saying, but he’s feeling good and wants to try the Executioner, a trick even Houdini wouldn’t attempt. The two head down to tape a video segment with Jeb the Douche Bag. Dean asks Charlie and the third old magician, Vernon, some questions after commenting on what a douche bag Jeb is. The old men give Dean an address and tell him to ask for “Chief.”

Dean goes to the address and it’s actually a gay S&M sex dungeon where a big guy named Chief is gonna “have” Dean. Hey, they totally stole this idea from my Wincest slash fan fic blog!


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