Sam enters The Demon Diner and finds that the horde of villains have already been killed.  They're also missing their eyeballs.  Demon Flo comes out of nowhere and attacks him, at which point Sam uses his extremely advanced mental mojo to suck the demonic smoke right out of her.  Who's been teaching him such tricks?  None other than Ruby, who now occupies the body of Kristy.  That sound you just heard was my jaw smacking against the floor.  Ruby and her newly acquired lisp tell Sam that no demon, no matter how powerful, could have possibly resurrected Dean.  He also has no plans to tell his brother about his souped-up mental tricks.

Dean and Bobby head to a shed and spray it down with every protective symbol imaginable.  Bobby summons the entity, who appears in the form of a clean-cut guy in a snazzy suit.  He kind of looks like comic book character John Constantine, which suddenly makes me realize that a Constantine/Supernatural crossover would be the best thing ever.  Someone please write me that fanfic.  Dean tries to stab the guy with Ruby's knife, but it has absolutely no effect on him.  Bobby tries to attack him, but faux-Constantine puts the hunter to sleep without even using a Vulcan neck pinch.

In the biggest "holy crapballs!" moment of the episode, Castiel reveals that he's an angel of the Lord.  Apparently, he's not familiar with this article of mine where Eric Kripke stated that angels wouldn't be appearing on the show.  You lied to us, Kripke!  Dean is naturally skeptical of Castiel's tale, so he quickly shows him his massive wings before getting down to business.  He's dressed up as Constantine's American cousin because his true form can be harmful to humans, which Pamela learned when she didn't heed his warning.  His real voice is also unbearable to us mortals, which explains the high pitched screeching that has been following Dean.  Castiel thought that Dean could handle his true form, but apparently not.

Castiel tells Dean that he pulled him out of Hell because God Himself commanded it.  "We have work for you," he says as the episode comes to an end.  Is your mind blown yet?  Is gray matter leaking from your ears?  Sound off below with your thoughts on the episode.

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- Don Williams, BuddyTV Staff Writer
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