Jamie wakes up in Drac's bedroom and figures out that her good friend Lucy was nothing but an illusion.  After the vamp forces her to put on a sexy gown, he reveals that he escaped to the movies because his dad used to beat him for being a monster.  The creatures on the big screen had strength and power, which is all he ever wanted.  It's kind of touching in a way, but the fact that he regularly murders people makes him less sympathetic.

Sam soon puts the pieces together and shows up in Drac's lab to rescue Dean.  As the brothers attempt to escape, the vamp comes in and starts kicking ass while referring to the boys as "Harker" and "Van Helsing."  Jamie puts two silver bullets in Drac's chest before he can hurt anyone, proving Dean's theory that all monster movies end the same way.

As the awesome black-and-white episode of Supernatural comes to an end, Dean and Jamie share a goodbye kiss.  Dean ensures his brother that he got a happy ending from the lovely lady, meaning that his re-hymenation is no more.  As the boys move on to their next adventure, Dean tells Sammy that if he were to make his life into a movie, it wouldn't involve vampires and werewolves.  It'd turn out more like Porky's II, which means it'd contain oodles of bare breasts and horny college students.  When can we see that episode?

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