Dean (Jensen Ackles) orders up another drink, and even wins a few points with the bartender, Jamie, by calling her a wench.  That kind of thing goes over well during Oktoberfest, apparently.  Dean tells Sam that he's been "re-hymenated," aka re-virginized, since being yanked out of Hell, and he's determined to do something about that.  Sam doesn't think that even the most powerful of angels could bring Dean's virginity back, which is probably true.  While Dean worries about getting his cherry popped, the male half of a kissing couple across town gets mauled by a werewolf.

The brothers talk to the woman who survived the attack and find out that a werewolf is responsible for shredding her boyfriend.  Dean thinks it all sounds a little strange, but once they check out the guy's body in the morgue they're more convinced.  The only problem is that the dead guy still has his heart, which is one organ werewolves usually love to snack on.  Back at the bar, Dean makes a date with the serving wench while pondering whether the local Dracula can turn into a bat.

As I learned from watching Angel, it's never a good sign if a mysterious ancient tomb is shipped to you.  The guard at the museum learns this lesson when a rotting mummy rises from the dead and strangles him.  The triumvirate of old-school monsters is complete!  Sam and Dean discover that the tomb isn't ancient at all, but is actually from a prop house and doused with dry ice to create fog.  Apparently, these monsters need a lot of flashy special effects before they attack anyone.

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