To let all of this sink in, Sam and Dean go to a laundromat where Dean reads aloud from the book, describing everything that’s happening. They ask Chuck what’s next, and he tells them that Lilith returns and engages in some hot, fiery demonic sex with Sam. Just so you don’t think this is going to turn into To Catch a Predator, Lilith is now posing as a hot dental hygienist.

He also claims that Dean will be hit by a minivan, see stars, have pink flower band-aids on his face and drive his Impala with a tarp covering the rear window. It might be kind of nice to have a book telling you exactly what’s going to happen to you.

The Winchesters grab some food, but Dean thinks in order to prevent Sam and Lilith from doing the nasty, they need to do everything the opposite of how they normally do things. So Sam isn’t allowed to do research and Dean isn’t allowed to eat bacon cheeseburgers, even though Oprah’s BFF Gale claims this diner’s bacon cheeseburgers are the best in the world. But really, what does Gale know about burgers? Did Oprah boycott beef?

They head to a motel where Dean takes the laptop and orders Sam to relax and watch some porn while he parks his car. After parking it, he sees someone try to break into the Impala, and as Dean crosses the street to stop him, he gets hit by a minivan. The driver is a woman with star earrings and her daughter covers Dean in pink flower band-aids. Ooh, spooky.

Adding insult to injury, the rear window of the Impala is smashed in. Uh oh. You can hit Dean with all the minivans in the world and cover him head to toe in pink flowers, but you do not mess with the Impala.


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