Best 'Supernatural' Quotes from 'Various and Sundry Villains'
Best 'Supernatural' Quotes from 'Various and Sundry Villains'
John Kubicek
John Kubicek
Senior Writer, BuddyTV
This week Supernatural offered a more comedic episode with incredible results. "Various and Sundry Villains" was a charming tale about witches, love spells and zombie moms. Everyone seemed to have fun, especially the cashier who checked out Dean's butt as he walked away.

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At the core of the episode was a familiar story as two siblings (female witches Jamie and Jenny Plum) did everything they could to bring back their mom. The parallels with Sam and Dean are obvious. However, these girls weren't successful, meeting a gruesome death courtesy of Rowena.

Rowena's return also means some fantastic Scottish one-liners, and the scenes between Cas and Lucifer also seemed particularly funny (I love that Lucifer called him Cassandra).

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Here's a look at some of the best and funniest lines from this episode.

Jamie: "Our mom taught us three really important steps to looking out for ourselves."
Jenny: "Always look your best. Never get attached to a man."
Jamie: "And always make the death look non-magical so you don't attract Hunters."

Dean: "We'll just come up with a Plan B. You said it yourself, we just keep our heads down and we do the work."
Sam: "You said that."
Dean: "And I was right."

"That's a nice, horrifying plan. A little cannibalism."
-Cas to Lucifer

"Let me just tell you something about my dick brother, about every version of my dick brother. When he decides to do something, he does it. It doesn't matter what the cost or who has to die, it is gonna happen cuz that's just the way he rolls."
-Lucifer to Cas about Michael

spnquots-sundryvilllucifer.jpg"Let's face it, Cassandra, the truths I say hurt cuz they're hard to swallow so people call them lies."
-Lucifer to Cas

"Jack would rather kill you than hug you."
-Cas to Lucifer

"I've changed. Honestly. Having your skull crushed and being burned alive can do that to a girl."
-Rowena to Sam and Dean

"I'd much rather have a living son, even one that hated me, than a dead hero."
-Rowena to Sam and Dean about Crowley

Dean: "Oh yeah, getting beat up by a girl, that's a story I want to tell someone."
Sam: "Girls beat us up all the time."
Dean: "True."

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