For this episode of Rock of Love Charm School, the girls learn about team work. While working all together proves difficult, working in smaller groups is much easier. Lacey, Brandi C. and Megan have formed an unholy alliance of evil to pick apart the rest of the girls. They each bring their own personal baggage from their seasons of Rock of Love, so Dallas, Brandi M. and Heather are the three primary targets.

Rock of Love Charm School also brings in a real life drill sergeant to yell at the girls on the beach, which is quite entertaining. While Lacey plots against Dallas, the drill sergeant calls Brandi C. chunky. I always wondered what the "C" stood for.

The drill sergeant asks them to throws sand bags to one another, and Megan is more worried about breaking a nail. When that's done, the girls are tasked to drag a sled down the beach, and because Megan is useless, she gets to sit on the sled while the other girls pull her. In true Megan fashion, she thinks this is a good thing, when it reality, it shows she's not a team player. Halfway through the drill sergeant asks if any of the other girls want to join Megan, and Brandi C. foolishly decides to jump on the sled to be pulled as well. They have a remarkable lack of understanding about what Rock of Love Charm School is all about.

The drill sergeant is preparation for the real test, where the girls must divide into two teams. Kristy Joe and Destiney draw the short straws, so they have to team up with Lacey, Jessica, Brandi C. and Megan. The test is to set up a stage and green room for Daniella Clark's rock 'n' roll husband.

Lacey rocks the challenge because she's a "musician" who has been "touring the country for years." Megan is surprisingly helpful because she always looks for ways to take short cuts. One of the requirements is to dangle a pair of panties on a lamp, and after striking out with Destiney (who isn't wearing panties), Brandi C. strips down and donates hers. Megan is quite shocked that Brandi C. is even wearing panties, as are we all.

The other team seems to be doing well because of their strength. Rodeo is like She-Hulk. However, Angelique doesn't read English very well, resulting in Inna doing a hilarious impression of Angelique's thick accent. Miraculously, Lacey's team wins, and just to show off, Lacey plays the drums while Gilby Clark plays the guitar.

Afterward, Dallas hatches a plan to throw Angelique under the bus. Meanwhile, Brandi C. and Megan pay a visit to Headmistress Sharon Osbourne to complain about how Brandi M. was loud and defaced their photos. This causes Sharon to repeatedly notice the testicles drawn on Brandi C.'s face. They play the victims, and Megan even squeezes out a few tears, laughing afterward about what a brilliant performance it was.

Rock of Love Charm School Elimination Time! Not surprisingly, Brandi M., Dallas and Angelique are called down. Sharon admonishes Brandi M.'s childish artwork, but Riki Rachtman thankfully comes to her defense, calling out the pathetic job Megan and Brandi C. did with the drill sergeant. Angelique and Dallas then take turns throwing each other under the bus, an expression I think should be banned from reality shows forever.

In the end, Sharon eliminates Angelique because she doesn't believe the nudist really wants to change. Proving her point, Angelique removes her top and proudly boasts that she'll never stop "streeping" because she loves it. Oh how I will miss those hilarious subtitles.


-John Kubicek, BuddyTV Senior Writer
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