Last and definitely lamest is the hot dog relay race. The relay, which Bret has named the "dog and dash" involves hot dogs, a tire obstacle course, hurtling three beer bellied truckers, and a slip and slide to the finish line. While many teams focus on getting the hot dog to the finish line the fastest, Farrah has a different plan: "show them the boobs." While other teams do make it through the course faster and with more hot-dogs intact; Farrah's silicone laden plan works.The Yellow Team is crowned the winners of the first annual Truck Stop Games.

Bret, who after his downright humanitarian elimination of Jenny last week, seems to have developed some strange sense of Reality TV fairness. Bret is well aware that tits and not talent, won the Yellow Team the truck stop games; so he decides to give the honest winners, the Blue Team a victory date as well. However, like all good deeds, Bret's backfires in his face. Though we didn't get to see what went down--further proof that Rock of Love should be shown on the Playboy channel and not Vh1--things apparently got crazy, even by Bret's standards. Whatever happened, it majorly threw off new girl and stripper extraordinaire Kami, and she asks to leave the Tour.

Meanwhile, Kelsey has spoken the fatal words of any reality show contestant, "now you can"t send me home." As we all know, this means something is going to happen that guarantees Kelsey's fate as this weeks eliminee. The cause of Kelsey's sure fate is that killer of so many reality show contestants, the demon alcohol. At a special "fan jam" show, where Big John has specifically asked the girls to be on their best behavior and as unskanky as possible, Farrah and Kelsey decide to throw a two girl show would make Hugh Hefner blush. And Big John is pissed. So pissed he sends Kelsey and Farrah back to the bus like they are misbehaving toddlers. While Farrah is too drunk to care, Kelsey looses it. She suffers some sort of nervous break down, which has her sobbing in the middle of the road--on a speed bump no less--for over an hour. When Big John tries to console her, Kelsey throws it back in Big John's face--and Kelsey's fate is sealed.

At elimination Bret doesn't bother beating around the bush, he calls Kelsey right up and sends her back to Salt Lake City. Bret also gives Farrah and Ashley a warning for coming into elimination so drunk they can barely stand. Or in Ashley's words, "Listen, I can't even spell elimination, I don't even know where I am." Lucky for her and Farrah, Bret seems to love few things more than a hot blonde trainwreck.

Next Week on Rock of Love Bus: the drama continues and drinks are finally thrown again!


/> --Abbey Simmons, BuddyTV Staff Writer
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