Meanwhile the new women are rightfully wondering what the hell crazy alternate universe they have gotten themselves in to, and you can't blame them. No one is talking to the new girls, well except Bret and that's all that really matters. Bret continues to infuriate the original ladies by taking the newly added girls on a private date, which goes incredibly well. Bret really seems to be feeling the new girls, which is sure to cause some major drama down the road. We foresee at least one of these girls--we're calling Jamie--being in the final three. Jamie and Bret have an instant spark, and she's super witty.

There are two original ladies that Bret does seem to be into more than the others though--and that's wild child Ashley and my favorite remaining contestant, the painfully normal Mindy. As promised, Bret does give Ashley some alone time, asking her on to his bus for the evening. After serenading her with an acoustic guitar (how Dave Matthews of Bret Michaels), Ashley becomes the first girl this season to go where thousands of groupies have gone before...into the bus bedroom of Bret Michaels. While tom-boy Beverly is infuriated that Bret is having blatant sexy-time with Ashley, Farrah is just angry she wasn't invited. "I'm not jealous of Ashley, I just wish I was there to participate or hold the video-camera for future fun times alone."

When it comes down to elimination, we think newbie Jamie has the right idea: "I'm not worried, because one of these whack jobs who's already been here will go." And she was totally right. The first names Bret calls are the three new girls, en masse. While this upsets Ashley, we're excited to see a little new life and insanity thrown into the mix, because just like Bret we were getting bored with the original Love Bus ladies. The next name Bret calls is Ashley, which is no surprise since they were rockin' his tour bus the night before. Then it's my girl Mindy, followed by a trio of Blue Bussers, Taya, Beverly, and Kelsey. The last two ladies standing are is-she-or-isn't-he Natasha and the exotically beautiful and amazingly dumb Brittanya. It seems that Bret really took Ashley's innuendos to heart, because Bret sends Natasha packing without ever fully getting the package question answered.

Next Week on Rock of Love Bus: Mud Bowl Three. Do we have to say anything more? No.

--Abbey Simmons, BuddyTV Staff Writer


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