Note to MTV: Don't give a bunch of nutjobs, secluded on an island, a cell phone to share that only has 10 minutes on it.  Clearly, the production team on The Real World/Road Rules Challenge: The Island was hoping to stir up a little drama and they got more than they bargained for, with not one, but two players requesting to leave soon after.  Let's backup, though...

Abe had a rough episode last night.  While trying to get some food, or whatever the heck he was doing climbing that giant tree with Dunbar, he was attacked by a swarm of wasps.  Things only got worse when he got his hands on that damn cell phone.

Abe runs a business.  Who knew?  Really, he does.  Abe.  Abe who punched Adam and got kicked off of Road Rules: Viewers' Revenge as well as Abe who punched Donnell on Road Rules: South Pacific and got kicked off that season.  Abe owns his own business.  Anyway, while on the phone, he found out that something was wrong with a project his guys were working on and it was going to cost him a lot of money if he didn't go home and fix it himself.  He asked everyone to vote him out, after he lost in the Face/Off, which unfortunately meant that the most obnoxious person on the show, Johnny Bananas got to stay.

At least Abe went out the way the contestants would want him to - by competing and then facing the jury.  Dave, on the other hand, just got wasted, whined about missing home or his girlfriend or some BS like that, and peaced out.  Did Dave not understand that this wasn't Hollywood and that people may not think he's the coolest person to come along since Eric Nies?  Dave went home, but asked the producers to call him if they ever filmed another challenge season.  HA! 

On next week's episode, Robin says what we're all thinking: why is Johanna sleeping her way into an alliance with Kenny?  There has to be a better way.  One that doesn't involved diseases.

- Gina Scarpa, BuddyTV Staff Writer
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