Haley thinks Ellen Page should play her in the movie, but we all know it should be Miley Cyrus.  Am I right?  Lucas meets up with Julian at the bar, and after the guy proves how obsessed he is with Lucas' life yet again, he asks him if he wants to write the screenplay himself.  Should Lucas give Julian the rights in exchange for a screenwriting opportunity?  I say yes.  I must see this awesome movie starring Shia LaBeouf, Miley Cyrus, and Leighton Meester as Brooke Davis.

While Owen continues his epic apology, Millicent stops by to tell Brooke that someone has broken into the store.  The culprit isn't Victoria or a random mugger, but Sam and a bunch of her punk skateboarder friends.  Brooke is insanely pissed when she shows up and sees the mess, and she nearly explodes when she sees that Peyton's wedding dress has been ruined.  Oh well, at least Jamie got to party with some glow sticks for a while.  He helps clean up the shop while Brooke wonders if Sam is evil incarnate.

Lucas earns a co-producer credit on the movie by winning a game of pool, but nothing is official until the papers are signed.  Julian whips out a contract that will give him exclusive rights to the book for six months, and Lucas decides to put his name on the dotted line.  The deal is done, and An Unkindness of Ravens may soon be coming to a theater near you.

As One Tree Hill wraps up, Gigi continues to chase Mouth, Haley advises Nathan to be more careful in the next Slamball game, and Sam apologizes to Brooke about the wedding dress.  Brooke grounds her instead of throwing her out, which proves that her parental instincts are kicking in.  Meanwhile, Peyton shows up at the bar to meet Julian.  She's shocked to discover that she recognizes him, though how they know each other is unclear.  He tells her she looks beautiful and calls her "baby," so obviously they have a history together that Peyton would rather not think about.  Julian just went from charming to creepy in the span of one single scene.

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- Don Williams, BuddyTV Staff Writer
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