After a visit to Dan's hilariously garish headstone, Haley (Bethany Joy Galeotti) and Jamie stop by his house for a visit.  Grandpa Dan hasn't been picking up his newspapers, so Haley lets herself in to see if he's keeled over.  She doesn't find a rotting corpse, so she goes home to console Skills about his break up.  He asks her to talk to Nathan about the situation, and she does so by reminding Nate that he once slept with her sister.  Ah, such good memories.  Haley's also worried about Dan's disappearance, though Nathan couldn't care less.

Brooke tells her therapist that she bought a gun, and also lets her know that she'd be perfectly happy if her mother died.  That's all going to sound awfully suspicious if Victoria ends up with a bullet to the face.  Brooke claims she has no desire to physically harm her mom, but I'm still hoping this storyline ends with matricide.

Remember Samantha?  She's a REBEL!  She's a shoplifter who talks SASS!  She's TOUGH and doesn't take any guff!  Anyway, annoying Samantha gets in a catfight at school, which would be interesting if there were more hair pulling and someone falling in a fountain.  Haley breaks things up before any shirts get ripped off, and rebellious Samantha refers to her as Hannah Montana before storming off like the angry rebel she is.  I roll my eyes and sigh loudly, wishing her character would be kidnapped by an evil nanny.

Back at Who's Your Daddy Music Studios, Mick tells Peyton (Hilarie Burton) that her father's romance with Ellie was lengthy and passionate.  She was Keira Knightley and he was James McAvoy, except without the naughty library sex.

Supremely adorable Jamie (Jackson Brundage) tells Nathan that there's nothing wrong with Nanny Deb and Uncle Skills making out.  Why is Jamie smarter than his father?  Despite the wise words from the five-year-old, Nathan is less than thrilled to see Skills at the basketball game later that day.  Skills begs him to understand, but Nate is still being assy about it.  Meanwhile, Haley tries to be nice to Rebel Grrl Sam, but she's still far too annoying to take her teacher's charity.  This is kind of the exact same thing that happened with Quentin last season, which means we can look forward to Sam being shot sometime in season 7.

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