Jack and Sam bond over things that scare them as much as Victoria Davis. The list includes zombies, vampires, their principal, loneliness and the Burger King mascot. I really want to defend the Burger King guy because I love his food, but that dude is hella creepy.
Victoria barges in and, luckily for us, Sam is a formidable opponent. She tells Victoria point blank that they don't like her before tricking her outside so Sam can lock Victoria in the yard. Smart move, but sadly Victoria has a key. I smell a real battle of wits brewing.
Victoria goes to the Clothes Over Bros store to apologize to Brooke. No, seriously, this isn't a dream sequence or anything. She wants Brooke back in the company and is willing to acknowledge that she made a mistake forcing her out. However, Victoria also points out that Brooke did some bad things too, like pointing a gun at her own mother. Brooke finally agrees to return to the company with her mother, but only if she can get 51 percent ownership.
Some family far away wants to adopt Jack, which makes Sam upset that she might lose her potential boyfriend. Brooke tries to cheer her up, but Sam believes Brooke has no right to provide advice on love since she so spectacularly sabotaged her relationship with Julian.
Sam and Jack say their goodbyes at the coffee shop when Victoria arrives for the epic verbal smackdown between two of my favorite characters. After some initial sparring, Sam goes for the kill, wondering how anyone could say they wish their daughter was never born. Victoria responds by saying that, as an abandoned child, which would Sam prefer, a mother who left her or a mother who stuck around and was bad at it. Touche, you magnificent ice queen.
Jack's new parents arrive, and they're young and cool, which depresses Sam. However, she summons up enough confidence to tell them that she's Jack's girlfriend. As he leaves, she chases after him to plant a big kiss on him. Sam is sad, but Victoria of all people comes back to take her home.
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