Brooke must have been a good girl for Christmas, because she wakes up with Julian in her bed. They rush off to attend the casting call. Brooke walks in and is smitten with all the shirtless Nathans. She meets Missy, the actress playing Brooke, and Missy is way too into the idea of stalking Brooke to get the role just right.

Missy instantly gets on Brooke’s nerves, asking how many cigarettes she smokes a day to get that raspy voice. I like Missy a whole lot. She also thinks her outfit isn’t whorish enough, since her impression of Brooke is that she was a skank, except for her “Clean Teen” days. She also observes that Brooke has a type, since Julian kind of looks like Lucas. This earns the wrath of Brooke.

Peyton and Brooke go out to sign things up for hr bridal and baby registries. Peyton asks Brooke to be her maid of honor, which she still wants after Brooke reveals that she slept with Julian. This makes three men the girls have shared, but Brooke seems to have forgotten about her drunken sex tape with Nathan.

When Brooke leaves, she’s shocked to find a naked Missy in her car, practicing Brooke’s most infamous move. Brooke is saddened to learn that the character breakdown for her in the movie claims her three favorite things are “sex, sex and sex.” She storms off to Tric to confront Julian about this write-up, throwing the letterman jacket back at him.

By the end of the night, Peyton leaves a sad message for Lucas about how hard her day was, but the voicemail fills up, so she deletes it and sends a happier message. Lucas is busy at Tric trying to cast Peyton, and the big-breasted actress arrives to give an impassioned plea. It doesn’t work as Lucas gets his first choice, but Reese is OK because he slept with the big-breasted actress anyway.

The next day the cast sits down for the first table read of An Unkindness of Ravens, but Lucas doesn’t miss Peyton’s doctor’s appointment for their first sonogram.

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