Lucas arrives in Hollywood and meets with the Beek, who promptly snorts a line of coke off his script. Ha! I love his character already. He has a couple of suggestions for Lucas' script, including killing Haley in the big finale. He thinks a tragic ending will reel in all the crying girls that made
Titanic so popular. When Lucas nixes that idea, the Beek suggests that Lucas and Haley get married at the end. I'd see his wacky movie on the big screen in a heartbeat.
Aww, Jamie looks so cute in his talent show tuxedo! I just want to kidnap him, claim him as my own and then chase him through a cornfield. He takes to the stage and tries to play "The First Noel," but he keeps hitting the wrong keys. He makes up for it by doing an impromptu comedy routine, which is kind of terrible and embarrassing, yet somehow still adorable. I want to give
Jackson Brundage an Emmy for Best Supporting Actor Under the Age of 10.
Gasp! It turns out Victoria had nothing to do with Brooke's mugging. It was Jack! After Sam was caught shoplifting, she told her friends that someone should put Brooke in her place. Jack, being a crazy douchebag, saw that as a request for vigilante justice. Sam tells Brooke that the mugging was her fault, then runs off and disappears. Brooke goes to the bar to look for her, but only ends up getting pissed at Owen when he proves less than helpful.
Millicent finds a sexy picture of Gigi on Mouth's phone, which she sent to him earlier. He swears he was going to delete it, but it's too late. Millicent storms off and runs to the bar to drown her sorrows with Owen. He plans to take his first drink in eight years thanks to Brooke, and she plans to sleep with Owen thanks to Mouth. Meanwhile, Nathan waits for a phone call that will either crush or fulfill his basketball dreams.
As
One Tree Hill comes to an end, Owen and Millicent get drunk, Peyton receives some devastating news about her health that we're not privy to, and it's revealed that Jack's brother is the man who killed Quentin! Sam drives off with Jack and the murderer to get away from her drama with Brooke, but now she's in more trouble than ever.
One Tree Hill won't return with new episodes until January 5, so we have a long time to speculate about whether Peyton has ovarian cancer.
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