Millicent goes home and finds Gigi asleep in her bed while Mouth (Lee Norris) sleeps on the couch.  She sneaks out without waking anyone, then calls Mouth to tell him to kick that slut out of her bed.  Mouth scrambles to get rid of Gigi, and also reminds her that they didn't sleep together the night before.  She was drunk and he was kind enough to let her crash at his place.  This is why you should never do nice things for attractive people.

Milly opens up to Brooke about the slut in her bed, and also reveals the shocking news that she's still a virgin.  Brooke acts like she's just discovered Bigfoot, a unicorn and the Lucky Charms leprechaun all at the same time, then advises Millicent to talk to her boyfriend.  Milly follows her advice, but she's still worried that Gigi is going to stir up trouble.

Nathan (James Lafferty) receives a special visit from Ghost Quentin, who shows up to make him feel guilty about quitting Slamball.  He also delivers more "go for your dream!" speeches than you'll find in all six Rocky movies combined.  While Nate recovers from his injury at home, Haley prepares to perform at the USO show.  She's extremely nervous when she takes the stage, but she still manages to wow the crowd with a song that, thankfully, isn't "When the Stars Go Blue."

Is it wrong to hope Brooke ships Sam down the river to make room for a new baby?  The wayward teen chats with Mia backstage while Lucas turns to Brooke for romantic advice.  She assures him that Julian was nothing but a rebound, but he thinks the two still seem awfully chummy.  Also acting chummy are Mouth and Gigi.  She continues to be the most annoying employee ever, hitting on him at every possible moment.  I think he needs to kill her.  Maybe he should sneak a poisonous snake into his pants and then allow her to go ahead and seduce him.

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