Elsewhere, Jordan goes on the job she booked at the last Go-See.  Her job is actually that of a clothes hanger, trying on different dresses so some fashion bigwig can see what they look like.  Since I know nothing about the modeling industry, I'm not sure if that's a good gig, but it sounds like total crap to me.


The Catwalk: Style Wars

This week the models are wearing totally crazy couture outfits while battling one another on the runway.  The models are teamed with designers and given four minutes to take raw clothes and turn them into something special.  And in sad news, Perou is absent from this week's panel, so that means we don't get any wacky eyewear.

Mountaha vs. Salome
This challenge is insane, because in four minutes the designers throw a ton of crap on their models, like two giant blinds on Mountaha and giant fans on Salome.

Branden vs. Sandhurst
Branden is essentially dressed in a garbage bag while Sandhurst is in a giant red hoodie.  The runway reminds me of a battle between a homeless man and Little Mr. Riding Hood.  Sandhurst does this weird strut like a Lord of the Rings creature that looks pretty great.

Amanda vs. Laury
The garbage bags are popular because Laury is dressed in about four of them.  Neither of them are particularly memorable, so in this style battle, the loser is the audience.

Colin vs. Kerryn
Colin is a silly little goofball walking down the runway and Kerryn is trying her hardest to beat the man she wants to have sex with.

Jordan vs. Jonathan
Everybody wins when the show's best two models team up and work off one another, turning it less into a competition than one beautiful walk.  They both understand exactly how to stand up to this challenge, looking and acting like a pair of drunken Fraggles.

The Catwalk Winner is...Salome.  Wow, two for two, good for the Mennonite.

In the end, it comes down to Colin, Kerryn, Laury and Amanda, all four of whom deserve to go home for different reasons.  After a tense moment, Colin and Amanda are safe.

Kerryn and Laury are eliminated.

Aww, it looks like every time there's a love connection, the show cuts it short.  Now Kerryn will never get to help Colin lose his virginity.  While Kerryn exits gracefully, Laury sends one last parting shot, talking smack about how fake Salome is.

Next week on Make Me a Supermodel: The models pose for photos with barnyard animals, causing Jonathan to bust out his John Wayne impression.  And a personal trainer arrives in the house to whip everyone into shape.


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-John Kubicek, BuddyTV Senior Writer