With a fresh Fox News deal under her belt, a best-selling biography on the bookshelves (plus a new InTouch
magazine cover!), and a firm RSVP to be the special guest at next
month's Daytona 500, Sarah Palin's 2010 agenda is becoming clear:Total.
part of her goal to appeal to Americans of all political
beliefs, Palin hopes to transcend her lowly "ex-Governor" status to become
a true pop icon, in what we're calling the "Backwards Schwarzenegger"
maneuver (or "B.S." for short), using the one medium we all know, love,
and worship above all others: TELEVISION!
Here's where we hope to see Palin's smiling face forcibly injected into the plots of our favorite shows this spring:30 Rock:
Kenneth the Page's folksy, truth-telling aunt who comes to visit and
takes Liz Lemon under her wing when she realizes their striking
A sexy scientist looking for
answers, who travels to The Island and discovers she is able to explain
the existence of the Smoke Monster using undiscovered Bible verses.24:
President Taylor's VP who comes out to accuse her political opponent of
"palling around with terrorists," only to find out they really ARE
palling around with terrorists.Chuck:
A mysterious Ring operative known simply by the bone-chilling codename "The Barracuda."
The college librarian whom Chuck Bass must seduce so that she'll let
Blair in after closing time to get a book she needs for a report.
A healthy elderly woman whom Meredith tries to save, but is tragically
sentenced to execution by one of Obama's Death Panels. (Admit it:
stranger things have happened on Grey's
The Winchester boys' latest dark challenger whose "Bridge to Nowhere" is discovered to actually be a portal to Purgatory.
more ideas for where you'd like to see Sarah attempt her "B.S."? Leave them in the comments below! (Because she definitely reads