Laugh to Keep from Crying: Best Tweets about Kim Kardashian's Shockingly Swift Divorce
Laugh to Keep from Crying: Best Tweets about Kim Kardashian's Shockingly Swift Divorce
Meghan Carlson
Meghan Carlson
Senior Writer, BuddyTV
It's hard to imagine anyone being truly surprised at the news, though I can't blame you if you're surprised at how soon it happened: 

"Just 72 days after their $10 million wedding, Kim Kardashian plans to file for divorce from Kris Humphries on Monday," reports US Weekly. Kim apparently confirmed the news to Hollywood truth arbiter Ryan Seacrest. 

72 days: Just enough time for the ink to dry on their pre-nup, the checks to clear after their lavish, multi-sponsored televised wedding, and for the "couple" to finish their post-wedding media tour. And to think, they already renewed their vows.

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If you didn't watch the two-part "Kim's Fairytale Wedding" special on E!, chances are that you don't care what the newlyweds' "irreconcilable" problems are. And if you did watch, you probably already know what those problems are, because they were featured openly and heavily during the special, and were not hard to predict in the first place. "Kris is not drinking the Kardashian Kool-Aid, and it's causing major problems," an "insider" told US regarding the divorce. 

Funny. The exact same thing could have been said before and during the wedding. And apparently soon after, according to this promo for the upcoming season of Kourtney and Kim Take New York.

And speaking of funny ... here are some of the best tweets we've seen about the Kardashian divorce so far:

@DVNjr: "Kim Kardashian sold the rights to her wedding for $17.9 million. Her marriage lasted 72 days. That comes to a nifty $10,358.80 per hour."

@toyns: "Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are getting a divorce. They say they could have remained married, but they preferred to remain in the news."

@julieklausner: "Even if Keeping Up with The Kardashians were a real scripted sitcom, the showrunner would've been like, "We can't break them up YET.""

@sbellelauren: "i can't wait until the episode where kim realizes she has to send back every present & decides not to get divorced after all"

@dantelfer: "My sympathies to the Kardashian succubus on this most sacred day for revolting monsters."

@jakefogelnest: "Very sorry to hear about @KimKardashian. Just in general."

Want more? The trending topics #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage and #kimkmarriagewasshorter are going strong on Twitter today.

How do you feel about this surprisingly unsurprising news for Kim and Kris? Add your thoughts and witticisms in the comments.

(Image courtesy of WENN)

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