How do you get a body like The Situation?
How do you make every man
These are questions that, for Jersey Shore
fans, burn hotter than the urinary tract of Pauly D's latest conquest.
The simple answer is: GTL.
But some of our favorite TV characters
might be unsure that this intense regimen of gym, tanning and laundry is
right for them.
To help them--and you--out, we put together some
expert renderings of what our favorite TV stars would look like if they
got tanned, juiced, and poufed-up as our favorite Jersey Shore
It's no wonder those guidos and guidettes (their words!) always getting arrested on Jersey Shore
, because it should be a crime to look this good.
American Idol's Simon Cowell Fist-Pumps Like Ronnie
Just like Ronnie, Simon's got quite a temper, but deep down we all know he's just a big cuddle-bear. He may not be a Jersey (or even American) native, but some time at the gym, in the tanning salon, and especially
on the waxing table should get Simon into Shore-shape. His sweet new tat celebrates his heritage along with his new favorite pastime: beating that beat back in the club! Gossip Girl's Serena van der Woodsen (Blake Lively) Becomes J-Woww
Serena van der Woodsen loves to show off her skin, and she also can't seem to keep her hands off the guys, so transforming her into Jenny/J-Woww just seemed so natural... even if her extensions and nails are not. Serena didn't even go to college, so it's only a matter of time before she's club-hopping and bikini-modeling just to pay the bills on her latest set of implants. Plus, doesn't "S-V-D-Woww" just have a great ring to it? The Office's Dwight Schrute (Rainn Wilson) Spins Into DJ Pauly D
He's already the ultimate wingman to his boss Michael Scott, and he
certainly has a talent for putting his own unique 'spin' on things, so
Dwight Schrute was the perfect choice to transform into DJ Pauly D.
When it comes to DJing, Dwight would love the authority, though he'd
probably need some help picking the music. But this metamorphosis is
really all about the blow-out: Dwight's one of the few guys out there
for whom this hair style is a definite upgrade.Lost's Kate Austen (Evangeline Lilly) Gets Snooki-fied
Kate's the kind of girl who
can handle herself in a fight, just like Snooki. Her freckles and
alabaster skin might not seem very Jersey, but a quick tan, a massive "pouf," a ton of make-up, a bottle of Ed Hardy wine and a limo with a
stripper pole could turn this rebellious country girl into a true
Jersey girl.Supernatural's Dean Winchester (Jensen Ackles) Has Always Been The Situation
He's charming, rebellious, and easy on the eyes... yes, here at BuddyTV, Dean Winchester has always
been "The Situation" with the ladies, and he's even more like the Jersey version than you might think: Dean's certainly got the wit and smart mouth that gets Mike "The Situation" in trouble on Jersey Shore
. He's afraid of being tied down but loves the ladies, and his abs aren't bad either, though he has better taste than to show them off every 5 seconds. Whether you love him or hate him, you definitely wouldn't kick him out of bed.Wanna know who YOU'd be on Jersey Shore? Take our Jersey Shore Personality Quiz!