Jersey Shore season 2 premieres tomorrow, Thursday, July 29 at 10pm on MTV. Whether you missed out on the madness of season 1 or simply drank too much Ron-Ron Juice to remember what happened, now's the time to refresh (to death) your memory on all the hookups, punch-outs and drunken free-for-alls.

First check out Jersey Shore Season 1 in 60 Seconds from MTV:


Well, that explains the characters, the concept and their relationship to the English language. But how about drama? Here, in 100 words, is what you need to know about what happened in Jersey Shore season 1:

Sammi liked Mike but then she dated Ronnie and they fought all the time but were still boring. Snooki got punched, loves pickles and hates the duck phone. Ronnie punched a guy and went to jail. Pauly hooked up with an Israeli girl who "stalked his life" when he wasn't sitting on Mike's grenades. Mike called Snooki fat and JWoww punched him. Pauly and JWoww made out. Snooki and Mike made out. JWoww's boyfriend dumped and undumped her. Vinny hooked up with the boss's girlfriend and Mike's sister, but no one cared. Angelina quit and is the worst. The End.

Now you're ready for Jersey Shore season 2! So be sure to check out the first 10 minutes of tomorrow night's premiere, the Jersey Shore season 2 trailer, and all the scandalous, scantily-clad season photos of the cast in Miami:


(Image courtesy of MTV)