'Jersey Shore' Recap: The Snooki/Situation Blowout
'Jersey Shore' Recap: The Snooki/Situation Blowout
The day has come at last on Jersey Shore -- Mike FINALLY cashes in and confronts Jionni about his alleged hook-up with Snooki, but I don't think he got the reaction out of Jionni that he was hoping for. Shockingly, Jionni is very calm and collected about the whole thing most likely because he doesn't believe any of the B.S. that comes out of The Situation's mouth.

Personally, I really don't know or care who is telling the truth, and frankly it has just gotten old after almost two full seasons of this back and forth bickering. Snooki however, does not keep her cool as well as her buff beau, and participates in a full on food fight to protect her honor. Not surprisingly, the harmless fight turns more into a food war between the two as unresolved issues are taken out through flying pickles, ketchup and milk. I think Snooki gets the last laugh though when she rubs all of the condiments off of her body onto Mike's sheets. Yuck.

A Lonely Meatball

Deena is down in the dumps again when she feels left out of the couples' crowd, but she finally decides to ditch Joey after realizing his sketchy intentions. She feels as though she has lost her fellow meatball to the perils of love and unfortunately, I don't see it improving anytime soon in light of Snooki's recent media announcements. Keep on truckin' Deena and you'll find your own Jersey juice head.

Guidos Don't Camp

Pauly and Vinny forgo experiencing all nature has to offer while the other roommates take a camping trip in what looks like a real forest (Although I'm not entirely sure where they are in Jersey). Instead, the pair stays home to play the ultimate prank on the others - bringing the inside, outside.

I'm not really sure why they decided to go camping in the first place because no one seemed to have a good time. And on another note, do the words hermaphrodite and pyromaniac sound at all similar? I didn't think so, but the confusion that Deena has about the two is just hilarious. I'm fairly certain that Mike is not a hermaphrodite but perhaps a pyro after he admits to his fascination with fire. Don't worry Deena, it's a legit mistake.

The Guidos Prepare to Say Goodbye

Next week is the FINAL episode of the season and Vinny tries to conquer the impossible - lesbians. What do you think of tonight's episode? Do you think Snooki actually hooked up with Mike? Leave your comments and come back to BuddyTV next Thursday for the final episode of Jersey Shore!

Kathryn MacDougall
Contributing Writer

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