TMZ reports that
, based on MTV producers' "underwhelmed" response to their roles in the upcoming season of Jersey Shore
, cast members Sammi, Ronnie, Vinny and Angelina may be cut from season 3.
A source tells the gossip blog that the four tamer Jersey Shore
cast members (tamer than Snooki, JWoww, Pauly D and The Situation, anyway, whose jobs of being drunk and ridiculous are safe) "should be very worried" that come Jersey Shore
season 3, they'll be replaced by four different fake-tanned faces.
We haven't yet seen what misadventures Sammi, Ronnie, Vinny and Angelina will get themselves into during season 2 (which premieres July 29), but in case they really do bore us out of their jobs this summer, here are some ideas of what each of them could do instead:
Jersey Shore is available on Amazon Prime.
Get a real job.Ronnie:
Get a real job.Vinny:
Get a real job. Angelina:
I don't care, just stay off my TV. And bless whoever might give you a real job, but I don't see it happening, since you couldn't even repress your deep, deep awfulness for one week
at your fake job as a boardwalk T-shirt monger.
As for Snooki, The Situation, JWoww and Pauly D:
Keep up the good work! The management team is happy to announce that your creeping quotients and alcohol-intake levels have "exceeded expectations" this quarter.