Four 'Jersey Shore' Cast Members Cut Out of Season 3?
Meghan Carlson
Meghan Carlson
Senior Writer, BuddyTV
TMZ reports that, based on MTV producers' "underwhelmed" response to their roles in the upcoming season of Jersey Shore, cast members Sammi, Ronnie, Vinny and Angelina may be cut from season 3.

A source tells the gossip blog that the four tamer Jersey Shore cast members (tamer than Snooki, JWoww, Pauly D and The Situation, anyway, whose jobs of being drunk and ridiculous are safe) "should be very worried" that come Jersey Shore season 3, they'll be replaced by four different fake-tanned faces.

We haven't yet seen what misadventures Sammi, Ronnie, Vinny and Angelina will get themselves into during season 2 (which premieres July 29), but in case they really do bore us out of their jobs this summer, here are some ideas of what each of them could do instead:

Sammi: Get a real job.
Ronnie: Get a real job.
Vinny: Get a real job.
Angelina: I don't care, just stay off my TV. And bless whoever might give you a real job, but I don't see it happening, since you couldn't even repress your deep, deep awfulness for one week at your fake job as a boardwalk T-shirt monger.

As for Snooki, The Situation, JWoww and Pauly D: Keep up the good work! The management team is happy to announce that your creeping quotients and alcohol-intake levels have "exceeded expectations" this quarter.