It would've been perfect to kick things off with a quote from Jersey Shore
, since there's so many we could use, but it's impossible to sound like a guido or guidette these days. It's a good thing we don't have to try at all, because season 4 is premiering tonight and the cast is back for even more gems.
Jersey Shore is available on Amazon Prime.
So get in your hot tub, grab some fried pickles, and fill in these wise words from our squirrel monkey Snooki and the rest of the gang. Prove to us that you're no gorilla juicehead (or maybe you are; we're not really sure what that means in this context).
Don't forget to tune in to MTV tonight at 10pm and catch the return of Jersey Shore
. If you want to test your knowledge on other reality shows, check out yesterday's qui
(Image courtesy of MTV)