Whether you're dreading or titillated by the potential of a major Gossip Girl character three-way boots-knocking session, admit it: you're at least a little bit curious about which three Upper East Siders are going to think "triple the pleasure, triple the fun" is the way to go!

EW's spoiler guru Michael Ausiello already narrowed down the field to a rather long list of potential three-way match-ups, and now E! Online's Kristin Dos Santos is getting in on the guessing game. Can you use all their clues to figure out which three players will turn into playmates? I may not be a math guru, but I'm pretty sure a little deductive reasoning should tell you who they are.

Needless to say, spoilers ahead! And lots of dirty thoughts...


Ausiello, EW:

Question: Are you going to narrow down the list of Gossip Girl threesome possibilities?
Ausiello: Yes, but not here. It wouldn't be appropriate. I'll do so in the new issue of Entertainment Weekly, on sale Friday.

Question: I know you won't tell us who is going to partake in the threesome on Gossip Girl, so I won't even bother asking. I just want to know if it's a dream or if it's real.
Ausiello: Oh, it's real.

Question: I would love some (good) news about Chuck and Blair from Gossip Girl!
Ausiello: It doesn't get much better than this: They're still together and (relatively) happy through at least episode 11.

Kristin Dos Santos, E! Online:

Kristin victoriously returned from her maternity leave to chat with E! users about the mysterious upcoming Gossip Girl threesome... and she knows who it is! Check out the full post for all the conversation, but here are all her Gossip Girl three-way clues:

• One of the participants is not someone you would expect to film a threesome. That said, it's not over-the-top racy (it's the CW) so this actor's fairly pure image will probably just be a wee bit soiled, but not diiiirrrrty.

• The threesome is definitely NOT Blair, Chuck and Nate.

• Little J and Eric do not take part in menage-a-magic.

• Chair does not take part in the three-way. Neither Chuck nor Blair.

• The Gossip Girl threesome is two girls, a guy and ... a pizza place.

• Chuck and Blair are still going strong as of episode 11.

• Sources are still reporting that they are the long-term Ross and Rachel of Gossip Girl.

• This just in from a rock solid source, which should excite some fans: I think a Nate-Serena pairing is VERY much a possibility this season!

• A name who is NOT involved, who I could have SWORN would be. Skanky ho biscuit Georgina is NOT part of the threesome. Shocking, no?

-Meghan Carlson, BuddyTV Staff Writer
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